I like hores...

I thought I would do one more post in 2008 and make it a funny one. This is the story a 3rd grader turned in at school. Kids say the darndest things, don't they?! LOL - Enjoy.

So crafty

The winter months inspire the crafty side of me. Lately I have been doing a lot of crochet and sewing. Here is my latest project...wrist/hand warmers!



I used my new sewing machine to make my son a really cool blanket with black, blue and purple skulls on it. I will add that to the list of things I need to post.

Recent MAC Purchase

Yay, I finally got to put my MAC Pro card to use! Below are just a couple of items from my purchase. I saved 40% off of my purchase (with an exception of my Monogram Lipglass; limited editions are not discounted).

Monochrome Lipglass in Identity and Plush Galss in Full for You.

I will try to post my other purchases later.

Working on Christmas Eve

Blahhh...

So I am stuck here at my work desk the day before Christmas. What a drag it is indeed. I could be at home hanging out with Rocco, watching A Christmas Story ("you'll shoot your eye out kid!").

I have decided that since I am at work and don't feel like working, I will provide some quotes from my favorite Christmas movies. Enjoy!

Elf: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

Home Alone: I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lying, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!

Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.

Die Hard: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, / beat him with a stick, / lock him up for ninety years, / see what makes him tick.

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

It's A Wonderful Life: Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

Gremlins: Bright light! Bright light!

Chubb Rocc

Rocco is getting bigger and bigger by the week. Check out my little man!

Finally, it has arrived!!

Yay, I am soooo excited! My MacPro member card arrived in the mail yesterday. I have been stalking my mail box for my MacPro card for close to 3 weeks now. Finally, it has arrived! For those of you who don't know what this is, it is a card that gets me 40% off most MAC cosmetics. Now for the downside...the holidays. I have promised to finish my Christmas shopping for everyone before I spend any money on myself. I guess that means that I need to start my Christmas shopping if I want to buy me some MAC anytime soon! :-P

New to blogging...

Hello fellow bloggers, I am new to blogging so please bear with me.

I am an avid watcher of vlogs and I thought it would be neat to do my own blog instead.

Moday morning: boooo, I hate Mondays! Today I have a slight headache. I can blame that on the bottle of Arbor Mist Sangria that me and my bff killed yesterday. :-( Is it Friday yet???