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So I am stuck here at my work desk the day before Christmas. What a drag it is indeed. I could be at home hanging out with Rocco, watching A Christmas Story ("you'll shoot your eye out kid!").
I have decided that since I am at work and don't feel like working, I will provide some quotes from my favorite Christmas movies. Enjoy!
Elf: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Home Alone: I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lying, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.
Die Hard: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!
The Nightmare Before Christmas: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, / beat him with a stick, / lock him up for ninety years, / see what makes him tick.
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
It's A Wonderful Life: Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Gremlins: Bright light! Bright light!
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